It's Ony A "Hot Tub Confession" If...

ATTENTION TAEGAN GODDARD...A "hot tub confession" such as the one you say was made yesterday by Utah House Majority Leader Kevin Garn is a confession made while in a hot tub rather than a confession about being in a hot tub.

To say that least, that would have been an interesting visual that would have been tailor-made for TMZ.